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Jessie Hobson

1987-03-10 (37 years old) in Conroe, Texas, USA

Jessie Hobson is the author of several memoirs from his various lives, a collection of My Little Pony fanfiction novels, as well as the forthcoming alien-themed bukake erotica "Blumperfluff" series, which he insists is "sure to be my seminal work." He has walked near many colleges, but hasn't attended none of them. He has won numerous awards, including several not created and awarded by his mother, and many of his works have skyrocketed to double-digit sales. He was convicted of first-degree murder, and remains on death row in San Quentin State Prison while his case is on appeal to the Supreme Court of California. He maintains his innocence. Due to good behavior he is currently allowed to write reviews for CineDump. To kill time, Jessie enjoys collecting VHS tapes and playing with his pet cat, Eli.

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Sucks 2 Suck
0 %|Invalid Date
Horror
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VHS Love: Cult Cinema Obsession
100 %|Mar 8, 2022
Documentary
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Cult of Blood
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Horror, Comedy
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VFW
58 %|Sep 21, 2019
Action, Horror
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Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich
56.37 %|Aug 17, 2018
Horror, Comedy, Fantasy
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Protege Moi
0 %|Invalid Date
Horror, Action, Adventure

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