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The Onion Movie

60.919999999999995 %|May 31, 2008|Comedy

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Featured Crew

David Miner
Producer
Gil Netter
Producer
Mike Maguire
Director
Tom Kuntz
Director
Robert D. Siegel
Writer
Todd Hanson
Writer
Kevin Halloran
Co-Producer
Michael Rotenberg
Producer

Cast

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Len Cariou
Norm Archer
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Steven Seagal
Cock Puncher
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Larissa Laskin
Dana Dobbs
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Don McManus
Dennis McCormick
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Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
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Brendan Fletcher
White Black Guy Tim
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Daniel Dae Kim
Ivy Leaguer
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Meredith Baxter
Cooking Show Chef
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Jed Rees
Wizard Proteus
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Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
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Brian Powell
Typical Neighbor Husband
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Scott Klace
Kip Kendall
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Barbara Pilavin
Alzheimers Old Lady
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Sandy Kenyon
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
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Sarah McElligott
Melissa Cherry
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Randy Oglesby
Surgeon General
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Richard Fancy
Kenneth Garber
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Alex Solowitz
The Masses
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Savannah Haske
Rapist Lisa
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Rebecca Lowman
Rape Victim Julie
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Jim Gleason
Steel Beam Architect
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Michael Harney
Line-Up Detective
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Angel Cassidy
Porn Star
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Gauge
Porn Star
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Robert Hoffman
Lollipop Love Dancer
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Joel McHale
Office Worker
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Harry Shum Jr.
Lollipop Love Dancer
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Kevin Federline
Lollipop Love Dancer
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Bo Barrett
Wigger Jim
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Chrissy Metz
Heavy Girl
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Greg Cipes
Hippie Diplomant
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Nick Chinlund
Bryce Brand
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Jim Rash
Bryce's Manager
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Paul Scheer
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
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John Viener
Peen Out Guy
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Gedde Watanabe
James Nakatami