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Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

20 %|Mar 9, 2014|Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Fantasy, Adventure

A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

Featured Crew

David Cronenberg
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Vivita
Director
Vivita
Original Music Composer
Vivita
Executive Producer
Vivita
Editor
Peter John Ross
Original Music Composer
Rian Johnson
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Tony Watt
Director of Photography

Cast

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Max Schreck
Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)
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Vivita
Sister Funk
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Tony Watt
Father Pipecock
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John Migliore
Johnny Ghoulash
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Kelly Mari
Ariana - Bride of Orlock
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Sara Dagoda
Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock