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Minty the Assassin

25 %|Aug 7, 2009|Action, Adventure, Comedy, Horror

MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest

Featured Crew

Eugene Baldovino
Editor
Ivan Hopkinson
Producer
Eugene Baldovino
Writer
Brandy Jones
Producer
Eugene Baldovino
Director
Marcus Ubungen
Cinematography

Cast

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Tabitha Taylor
Double Delicious
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Chip Joslin
Dr. Brain Bender
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Jacki R. Chan
Molly Leviathan
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Hawk Younkins
Captain Capability
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Elan Tom
Bruce Zee
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Nora J. Novak
Cute Postal Woman
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Jade English
Hot Security Guard
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McKay Stewart
Sensational Ninja